Aargh! Blimey, is it Pirate Day already?

Shiverr me timbers, it is! Another holiday worth celebrating. So strap on yer eyepatch, ye bilge rat and strike up a pirate-y converrrrrsation. Need help with the lingo? Pilage here:

Ye can even swag a pirate name.

And don't forget the ever popular pirate jokes. People may call you a poxy pirate for telling them, but they're just jealous they didn't think of it first! Gut 'em from gizzard to gullet fer their insolence!

And always remember to pilage before ye burn!

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