Joke of Today

My old (that's right, she turned 30 on Monday!) roommate's husband got a job @ Blue Bell! This is huge, because he's been looking for a while, and it's a job he'll really enjoy. The company is unashamedly Christian, he gets to work with people, he'll travel a lot so he won't be trapped behind a desk, plus, he'll get a company car! The benefits are good and will start soon, with raises in the near future. Of course, I didn't ask about any of this. My first question was...

...that's right, you guessed it, "Does this mean we get free ice cream?"

But that's not the joke. The funny part is when in informed Cube of this development, his immediate question was...

..."Does this mean we get free ice cream?"

Are we made for each other, or what?

Place your orders here!

Joke of Yesterday

I actually went to a salon and let someone cut my hair yesterday. I'll admit, it looks better than it did. A lot of the dead is gone. But even though she claimed she knew how to cut curly hair, she did nothing different than anyone else ever has. It doesn't look bad, but it doesn't look great.
Anyway...
I texted my sisters to see if they had plans for their hair (for my wedding).

Deborah's reply?

We bought ours!